In a land before time, where pizza was a mere myth, a brave knight named Bob donned a crimson cloak to embark on a quest for the perfect sauce.
His journey took him through scorching deserts of bland ketchup, across rivers of vinegar and oil, and over treacherous mountains of garlic.
But Bob persevered, his heart afire with the dream of a sauce that would make the gods weep with joy.
Little did he know, his tale would become the stuff of legend, inspiring generations to come.