This here is the final resting place for all your deepest secrets, your wildest dreams, and your most questionable life choices.
Below is a list of notable residents, each with their own unique story of how they ended up here.
Ber nice the Brainless Buffoon Larry the Lazy Lumberjack Gerald the Giggling Gourmand Bernard the Brusque Bruiser Edith the Errant EpicureWarning: Do not attempt to read the fine print, as it may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion.