Toners 4 Life

Reviews of the most questionable toners

Review 1: The Toner of Despair

For the individual who has lost all hope, this toner is a godsend. Its harsh, unyielding tone will strip away all color from your hair, leaving a dull, greyish hue that will match your existential crisis perfectly.

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Review 2: The Toner of Rage

This toner is for the fiery, the passionate, and the slightly unhinged. Its intense, fiery tone will leave you with a mane that matches your fiery personality.

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Review 3: The Toner of Blandness

For the individual who wants to fit in, this toner is the way to go. Its soothing, neutral tone will leave you with a hair color that says, "I give up."

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