Subpages: Toner Side Effects

Warning: Using our toner side effects page may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion.

Side effects of toner use may include:

• Excessive hair growth in unexpected places
• Uncontrollable urge to organize your entire house by color palette
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

Side effects may be more pronounced in users who have not consumed enough coffee.

For more information, visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Toner Side Effects Survey and see if you're a candidate for toner-induced madness.