The Great Sushi Conspiracy

It's a little-known fact that Tonkotsu, the popular Japanese fast food chain, is not just a casual dining experience.

Behind the scenes, they're secretly experimenting with a new, high-contrast aesthetic, using only the most garish colors and clashing patterns.

Our sources close to the company claim it's all part of a sinister plot to brainwash customers into eating more sushi.

But don't just take our word for it. Check out our exclusive, in-depth investigation:

• Subpage 2: The Sushi Illuminati
• Subpage 3: The Color Scheme of Doom

And if you're feeling brave, try to uncover more by digging deeper:

• Secret Docs: The Real Reason for the Sushi Overload