Tool 2: Settings - Experimental Mode

Experimental Features:

Caution: These settings may cause your browser to crash, your cat to flee, or your partner to question your sanity.

Settings:

Option 1: Randomly Swap Colors
Option 2: Experimental Font Size
Option 3: Auto-Play 'Who Let the Dogs Out?'

Choose wisely, mortal!

Additional Features:

Because you clearly need more chaos in your life: