Tool That Does It All FAQ

Q: Is the Tool That Does It All really the tool that does it all?

A: Oh, absolutely. It's like the Swiss Army knife of tools. Except instead of a knife, it's a hammer, screwdriver, wrench, and stapler all rolled into one.

Q: But what about the rumors about it being made in a secret underground lair by a group of rogue engineers?

A: Totally true. The lair is stocked with an endless supply of nachos, and the engineers only communicate through a complex system of pulleys and levers.

Q: What about the Tool That Does It All's environmental impact?

A: Well, let's just say the tool's carbon footprint is... complicated. It's powered by a combination of unicorn farts and recycled dreams.

Q: Will the Tool That Does It All ever be replaced by a new, shinier model?

A: Don't be ridiculous. This tool is like a fine wine. It only gets better with age, and also makes a really good story for your grandkids to hear.