It is said that the universe is made of 99.9% pureed matter, 0.1% antimatter and a dash of existential dread. But what is the true nature of the 99.9%? Is it the swirling vortex of dust bunnies under the couch? The endless cycle of dirty socks in the laundry basket? Or is it the crushing despair of a tool left in the wrong spot?
Some say that tool cleaning is the answer. That it is the act of taming the chaos, of bringing order to the disorder. But what is order in a world where the dust bunnies have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions?
We at the Institute of Advanced Tool Cleaning have dedicated ourselves to finding the truth. Join us on our journey to the heart of the matter, and together we shall find the answers.
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