Tooth Removal Services

Welcome to our dental clinic, where we'll extract the joy out of your smile!

We offer various tooth removal options, including:

• Rapid Tooth Removal
• Slow and Painful Tooth Removal
• Tooth Removal with a Twist: We'll remove your tooth and replace it with a tiny, shiny rock!

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Pricing

Our services start at just $50 per tooth! (Don't worry, we'll give you a discount for bulk removals.)

Side Effects

Side effects of our services include, but are not limited to:

• Toothache
• Swollen gums
• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Permanently damaged self-esteem