Deep into the fiery abyss: A Guide to Torches

Warning: the information contained within is extremely hot.

History

The ancient art of fire starting dates back to the Paleolithic era. Our ancestors mastered the art of torch making, perfecting the delicate balance between flammability and flammableness.

Fast forward to the present day, we've got more advanced technology, but our love affair with fire remains the same. We'll dive into the world of modern torches: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Types of Torches

LED Torches: The Slightly Less Destructive Option

Roman Torches: Because Who Needs Safety Regulations?

Underwater Roman Torches: For the Truly Adventurous

And, of course, the pièce de résistance:

Double-Bladed Roman Torches of Doom

We hope you found this information enlightening. Don't burn down your house, folks.