Tortilla-Torture

Welcome to the most brutal of websites

Here, you can find the latest in tortilla-based research and development. Our team of experts has been subjected to the most intense tortilla-based training regimens, all in the name of science.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can take on our Tortilla Challenge.

Tortilla-Torture: The Science

Our research has led to breakthroughs in tortilla-stretching, tortilla-tasting, and tortilla-throwing.

Tortilla-Torture: The Stats

Did you know that 9 out of 10 scientists who participate in tortilla-based research go on to achieve greatness? The other 1% either quit or get eaten by the tortilla.

Tortilla-Torture: The Future

Our team is working on a top-secret project codenamed 'Tortilla-Tron'. Details are classified, but let's just say it's going to change the world.