A: The Torture-3000 is a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line, utterly-not-at-all-licensed-from-NSA device designed to extract the last vestiges of sanity from one's subject. It's perfect for those who just can't get a decent night's sleep, and are looking for a little extra motivation to keep pushing the boundaries of human psychology.
A: Safe? Ha! Where's the fun in that? Our testing has shown a 99.97% chance of inducing temporary blindness, short-term memory loss, and a 100% chance of existential dread. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: loss of bowel function, spontaneous combustion, and a sudden, inexplicable craving for beige.
A: Oh, you'll be happy to know that the Torture-3000 has a maintenance schedule that's almost as brutal as it is! We recommend a weekly oil bath, bi-weekly recalibration, and a monthly tune-up involving a thorough scrubbing with steel wool and a few strategically placed whoopee cushions.
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