Warning: This Rack is Not for the Faint of Heart

Caution: Razors are Sharp, but Our Lawyers are Sharper

This is the most feared torture rack in the land. A place where even the bravest of souls dare not tread. For in here, the razors are sharp, the walls are slick, and the guards are... well, let's just say they're a bit testy.

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Our Testimonials

What Some of Our Victims Have Said

“I never thought I'd say this, but I actually kind of enjoyed it. The razors were really sharp, and the guards were... interesting." - John D.

“I'm still trying to get the image of a razor-sharp torture rack out of my head. Not a good idea, really." - Jane D.

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Our Special Offerings

Because You Can Never Have Too Many Razors

We offer a variety of razor-sharp torture tools for the discerning individual. From the classic "Torture Rack of Razors" to the more... adventurous "Torture Rack of Spike Balls".

The Works: A Collection of our Finest (and Sharpest)