Oubliette Torture: The Forgotten Art of Holding Someone Against Their Will
In the 18th century, the French developed a unique form of torture where prisoners were held in cramped, windowless cells with only a small, unlit space to stand in. This was called an oubliette. But what if we took this concept and turned it on its head?
Welcome to the oubliettes of our dreams: where prisoners are treated to an endless buffet of bland, beige-colored walls and a constant stream of elevator music. It's like being trapped in a never-ending nightmare, but with better lighting!
But wait, there's more! As a "guest" of our oubliette, you'll get to enjoy the following amenities:
- A selection of stale, warm bread
- A 50/50 mix of stale water and tap water
- A choice between 3 different elevator music playlists
- A 10-minute time-out every hour for "rehabilitation"