We're not just a chamber of horrors, we're a chamber of hilarity!
Our expertly trained professionals will guide you through a series of grueling exercises designed to break your spirit, not your back.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun! (Or is it?)
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our activities. Or are we?
Side Effects: Loss of sanity, loss of dignity, and a slight chance of permanent damage.
Follow us on Twitter: @TortureChamberInc (We're not really on Twitter, but it sounds cool)