Welcome to our torture chamber, where the only thing we take more seriously than your screams is our design.
Our strap-on-a-belt is the perfect tool for that special someone who just won't stop talking.
Or perhaps our iron maiden will help you get to the point without all the chit-chat?
Our leather burner is perfect for that friend who just won't get off your case about the weather.
And for the more... vocal among you, we have our sound of screaming feature, because who needs music when you have pain?
Our Autonomous Mechanical Peon is the ultimate in efficiency, because we've automated the entire experience, so you can focus on... well, not focusing on the pain.
Note: Not responsible for any actualประก; physical harm or emotional distress caused by our products. Or are we?