Section 1: The Fine Print
We reserve the right to change these Terms of Service at any time without notice. You can't sue us. Don't even try.
You must be 13 or older to use this website. We have no idea why you're not, but you must be.
Don't be a creep. No stalking or harassment of our users or staff will be tolerated. We have a team of highly trained ninja warriors who will find you and cut you down.
Don't steal our content. We're watching you.
Section 2: The Not-So-Fine Print
We're not responsible for your internet addiction. You're on your own with that.
Don't blame us for your lack of skills or knowledge. We're not here to hold your hand.
Don't sue us over a minor issue. We have lawyers who will eat you for lunch.
Section 3: The "We're Not Kidding" Print
We reserve the right to terminate your account at any time without notice. Don't get attached.
We're not your friend. We're just a website with a server and some fancy scripts.
Don't come back here with a gun. We're not your enemy. (But we do have a panic room with a nice view.)
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