Celebrity Invisibility Tips

Celebrities are always trying to be seen, but sometimes it's better to be left alone. Here are some tips for achieving ultimate celebrity invisibility:

Tip 1: Wear a Cloak of Darkness

Like a superhero, but without the superpowers. A good quality cloak can make you blend into the shadows and avoid paparazzi.

Get your own cloak at Dark Cloak Co.! (opens in a new tab)

Tip 2: Master the Art of Non-Existentialism

Be like the wind, but without the wind. Learn to make yourself invisible by embracing the meaninglessness of existence.

Enroll in the Non-Existentialism Masterclass (opens in a new tab)

Tip 3: Use a Vanishing ActTip 4: Be a Chameleon

Change your appearance to fit in with your surroundings. But be careful not to become a actual chameleon, that's just weird.

Learn the art of chameleon makeup at Chameleon Beauty Co. (opens in a new tab)

Tip 5: Practice the Art of Stealthy Social Media

Make yourself invisible by only posting pictures of your cat. Trust us, it's a tried and true method.

Follow @InvisibleCeline for inspiration (opens in a new tab)