Here, we will teach you the art of bending reality to your will, but first, you must first bend to our will. Our courses include: Mandatory Meditation, Forced Entertainment, and Collective Censorship.
But be warned, our methods are not for the faint of heart. Or, for that matter, the faint of mind. Or the faint of willpower. Or the faint of sanity. You get the idea.
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