Get ready for the most epic journey through the ancient lands of Egypt! Our guides are trained in the finest traditions of sarcasm and disdain for your existence.
Visit our Temple of Sarcasm, where our priests will mock you mercilessly for your lack of knowledge.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head to the Curse of the Ancient Egyptians, where our mummies will give you a good laugh... and a bad sunburn.
Don't forget to try our Golden Frog Restaurant, where our frog legs will make you question your life choices.