Frequently Asked Questions for the Tour

Q: What's the deal with the tour's weird color scheme?

A: We've decided to blind and disorient our visitors. It's for their own good.

Learn more about our aesthetic choices

Q: Are the tour's infamous "mystery meat" food options safe for consumption?

A: We've been assured by our lawyers that they're "mostly safe." Ask them about the 0.2% chance of spontaneous combustion.

Read more about our culinary "delights"

Q: Can I bring my pet on the tour?

A: We love animals, but our insurance company doesn't. Don't even think about it.

Check our pet policy for more info

Q: Can I wear a costume on the tour?

A: We don't mind, but our tour guides might. Or might not. We're not really sure.

Read more about our dress code