Beijing, But Not the Binary Code

Welcome to the most unhelpful, utterly absurd guide to Beijing, the Great Wall, and all the other things you didn't really want to know.

Located on a planet not so far away, Beijing is a city that's just as confusing as its binary code.

But don't worry, we've got the lowdown on the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, and all the other tourist traps that'll make you wonder why you ever left your house.

Subpages:

• Forbidden City But Not the Forbidden Book
• How to Get Struck by Lightning While Visiting the Temple of Heaven

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Get Your Own Free Map of Beijing in ASCII

(Please note: This will only work in a real terminal, and only if you're running an operating system that still supports ASCII art.)