Tournament of the Absurd: Semi-Finals of the Most Ridiculous, the Most Bizarre, the Most Utterly Inconsequential Competition in All the Land

Welcome to the Semi-Finals of the Tournament of the Absurd, where the world's greatest (or worst) competitors gather to vie for the title of Supreme Champion of Pointless Accomplishment.

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• Most Likely to Fail
• Least Likely to Win (but still kinda sorta trying)
• Over-Achievers: Because Underachievement is so last season

We have 3 teams remaining: "Ineptitude Inc.", "Bizarro's Bunch", and "The Almost-Aspiring Acolytes of Utter Futility". May the most absurd win!

Most Likely to Win (but probably won't)