Museum of Misinformation Tour Rules

Warning: The Museum is not responsible for any misinformation you may acquire.

• 1. Do not believe what you see.
• 2. Do not believe what you hear.
• 3. Do not believe what the docent tells you.
• 4. Repeat after me: "I am a skeptic." three times in front of every exhibit.
• 5. Do not try to take any exhibits home. They are not gifts.

Please note that our museum is not responsible for any brain rot or existential dread that may occur as a result of exposure to our exhibits.