Monday: Dust Bunnies
Make sure to dust all toy shelves and surfaces with a fluffy brush and a can of compressed air. Any toy that's more than 5 years old is automatically retired.
Toy Dust Collection
Learn about our rigorous dust collection methods and how they're saving toys from certain doom.
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Any toy that's more than 3 years old is due for a fresh coat of paint. Don't forget to wear a Hazmat suit!
Painting Hazards
We're not responsible for any paint-related injuries. Or are we?
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Disinfect all toys with a 409 solution and a strong stomach. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Disinfectant Safety Protocols
Don't worry, we have a team of highly trained experts who will guide you through the disinfectant process.
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Any toy that's more than 2 years old is due for a good reassembly. Don't ask us why.
Toy Reassembly Techniques
We've seen it all, from Legos to K'NEX. Send us your toughest reassembly challenges.
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Take a close look at all toys, making sure they're still in working order. Don't worry, we have a team of experts on standby.
Toy Inspection Methods
We use the latest and greatest in toy inspection technology. Or at least, we try.
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For any toy that's more than 1 year old, it's time to reboot its system. Just reset the batteries, we guess.
Toy Reboot Protocols
We're not entirely sure what we're doing, but it seems to work.
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