Weekly Toy Maintenance Schedule

Monday: Dust Bunnies

Make sure to dust all toy shelves and surfaces with a fluffy brush and a can of compressed air. Any toy that's more than 5 years old is automatically retired.

Toy Dust Collection

Learn about our rigorous dust collection methods and how they're saving toys from certain doom.

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Tuesday: Paint Touch-ups

Any toy that's more than 3 years old is due for a fresh coat of paint. Don't forget to wear a Hazmat suit!

Painting Hazards

We're not responsible for any paint-related injuries. Or are we?

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Wednesday: Toy Disinfectant

Disinfect all toys with a 409 solution and a strong stomach. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Disinfectant Safety Protocols

Don't worry, we have a team of highly trained experts who will guide you through the disinfectant process.

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Thursday: Toy Reassembly

Any toy that's more than 2 years old is due for a good reassembly. Don't ask us why.

Toy Reassembly Techniques

We've seen it all, from Legos to K'NEX. Send us your toughest reassembly challenges.

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Friday: Toy Inspection

Take a close look at all toys, making sure they're still in working order. Don't worry, we have a team of experts on standby.

Toy Inspection Methods

We use the latest and greatest in toy inspection technology. Or at least, we try.

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Saturday: Toy Reboot

For any toy that's more than 1 year old, it's time to reboot its system. Just reset the batteries, we guess.

Toy Reboot Protocols

We're not entirely sure what we're doing, but it seems to work.

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Disclaimer

Don't say we didn't warn you.