Toy Reviews

A collection of scathing reviews for the most mediocre playthings.

3.5/5

Mr. Whisker's Whimsy Toy Box

A toy box that's just a bit too big, a bit too small, and altogether too beige. The Mr. Whisker's Whimsy Toy Box is a masterpiece of mediocrity.

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2.5/5

Professor Punsley's Puzzle Palace

A puzzle that's more puzzle than palace. The Professor Punsley's Puzzle Palace is a puzzle for the puzzle-adventurous.

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4/5

Binky's Bouncy Ball of Doom

A bouncy ball that's just right. Not too bouncy, not too still. Binky's Bouncy Ball of Doom is the perfect ball for the moderately active.

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