Tracking the Fates of Your Order

Order ID: 12345

Current Status: En Route to the Island of Forgotten Dreams

Our team of highly trained professionals have misplaced your order in the depths of the office fridge, where it will be subject to various degrees of mold and despair. Please allow 3-5 business days for it to resurface.

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Disclaimer: The Island of Forgotten Dreams is a real place, we swear. It's like, a thing. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.