Tractor Racing Rules Addendum 345: The Unholy Trinity of Tractor Racing

Rule 1: Mandatory Mustache Policy

Section 1, Subsection A: All participating tractor racers shall maintain a well-groomed mustache at all times. Failure to do so shall result in a 5-point penalty.

Section 1, Subsection A: Mustache Regulations

Rule 2: Fuel Consumption Inefficiencies

Section 2, Subsection B: Tractor racers shall be allowed a maximum of 5% engine efficiency. Any tractor found to be more efficient than this shall be subject to random and unpredictable fuel consumption penalties.

Section 2, Subsection B: Fuel Efficiency Regulations

Rule 3: Mandatory Bungee Jumps (Optional)

Section 3, Subsection C: Tractor racers shall be allowed to perform bungee jumps from the starting line in order to "psych themselves up" for the race. This is completely optional, but highly recommended.

Section 3, Subsection C: Bungee Jump Regulations