Tractor Tips for the Clueless

Tip 1: How not to get stuck in a mud pit

Step 1: Avoid driving through puddles. Step 2: Look for mud pits. Step 3: Don't drive into them.

Subtip 1: If you do get stuck, try to think like you're in a bad relationship – you've got to get out, no matter what.

Subtip 2: If all else fails, call a friend with a winch.