Trade Agreement

In accordance with the principles of Section 1: The Unalienable Clause, we, the esteemed members of Trade Union 3000, have come to a mutually beneficial agreement with our competitors, Non-Union Industries Inc.

Article 1, Section 2: The Great Coffee Break Debate

Article 2, Section 3: The Right to Nap

Article 3, Section 4: The Mandatory Happy Hour

Appendix: The Fine Print