In a shocking turn of events, the Sock Puppets of the world have risen up in protest against their human overlords' constant washing, drying, and folding.
Led by the fearless Captain Sock Puppet, the puppets have taken to the streets, demanding an end to the tyranny of the laundry hamper.
As the conflict rages on, world leaders are scrambling to find a solution, but so far, none have been able to outsmart the cunning Sock Puppets.