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Article 3, Section 7: The Importance of Procrastination

It is hereby declared that procrastination is the highest of arts. All members of society are expected to spend at least 4 hours a day doing absolutely nothing.

By signing this document, you agree to:

• Not do anything productive
• Watch cat videos for at least 2 hours a day
• Take a 3-hour lunch break
• Cry in the corner whenever someone mentions "responsibilities"

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I, [Your Name], hereby agree to be a productive member of society.