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Article 1.3: The Art of Cheese Negotiation

After months of deliberation, representatives from the International Association of Cheese Lovers (IACL) and the United Galactic Coalition of Dairy Producers (UGCDP) have reached a historic agreement.

The agreement, signed in a secret underground bunker, outlines the guidelines for the production and trade of cheese.

The key points include:

• Article 2: The definition of cheese shall be determined by a panel of expert gourmands.
• Article 3: The right to produce artisanal cheese shall be reserved for member states of the IACL.
• Article 4: The United Galactic Cooperative of Dairy Robots (UGCDR) shall have a seat at the negotiating table.

When asked for comment, the IACL representative stated, "This is a major breakthrough for our industry. We're thrilled to have come to this agreement."

The UGCDP representative added, "We're looking forward to a future where all galaxies can enjoy the creamy delights of cheese."

For more information, visit our subpages:

• Annex 1: Cheese Definitions
• Annex 2: Trade Dispute Resolution

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