Rare Items for the Discerning Collector

Welcome, esteemed collector! We have some truly one-of-a-kind, never-before-seen items that will make your life richer by at least 10%.

Our Featured Item of the Month:

Genuine, Pre-Owned, Possibly-Functional

This is a 1950s-era typewriter with 37% of its keys still working. A true conversation starter! Comes with a free 10-year warranty on its ability to not work.

Price: $500,000, or best offer

Or check out some of our other other rare items for sale.

Or, if you're feeling absurd, try our Absurd Collectible Box of the Month, where you get to pick from a selection of items that are 50% less functional than the typewriter!