Beer-Throwing 101 - The Unofficial Guide to Not Making a Mess

Welcome, future beer-throwing master! In this course, we'll cover the basics of beer-throwing, from the fundamentals to the more... complicated stuff.

By the end of this course, you'll be able to toss a cold one with the best of 'em, without making a mess or waking the neighbors.

Section 1: Preparing the Perfect Beer

Before you can start throwing, you need to know how to hold it right. Here are a few tips:

• Hold it with both hands - one on the bottom, one on the top.
• Make sure it's cold, but not too cold.
• Don't even think about throwing it at your sister.

Now that we've got the basics down, let's move on to some more advanced techniques:

Section 2: Throwing Techniques

There are many ways to throw a beer, but here are a few favorites:

• The classic underhand.
• The overhand.
• The sideways toss.
• The backwards flip.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to try them all out!

For more advanced techniques, check out our Beer-Throwing 201 page.