Slow Movers is a time-honored tradition on planet Zorgon, where the art of getting nowhere fast is a revered skill.
Here are some of the most popular methods of slow moving on Zorgon:
Also known as the "I'm just taking a break" method, this involves taking an extended pause to "recharge" after every 10 meters.
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As seen in the great Zorgonian art form, "Zigzagging," this method involves rapid, unpredictable changes in direction.
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Also known as "going backwards," this involves moving at a steady pace, but in the opposite direction of your destination.