The Slow Movers is a support group for those who take their time, but not too much of it.
We offer the following methods to help you move, well, faster:
Crawl at your own pace, but try to keep up with the rest of us.
Shuffle your feet, but don't get caught in the spin cycle.
Take a stroll down memory lane, but watch out for the joggers.
Don't forget to check your speed limits!