Traffic Jams and Potential Sunspots

You're stuck in a sea of brake lights, surrounded by a never-ending cycle of brake lights, taillights, and headlights. The world is a parking lot of despair.

But fear not, dear commuter, for we have discovered the root of all traffic jams: Mass Hysteria, a condition where drivers simultaneously lose all sense of urgency and spatial reasoning.

We have identified 5 stages of mass hysteria:

• First Stage: Denial
• Second Stage: Panic
• Third Stage: Desperation
• Fourth Stage: Anger
• Fifth Stage: Surrender

We have also discovered that the only cure for Mass Hysteria is to Traffic Solutions, but we're not really sure how to get there.