You've experienced the worst traffic jam of all time, only to be stuck in the same exact jam again, because why not? It's like being stuck in some sort of temporal loop of automotive despair.
Learn about the physics-defying phenomenon known as the "Time-Space Continuum Jam"
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you could try participating in the "Jam-lympics" - a competition where the only reward is the satisfaction of being stuck in traffic longer than everyone else