Reason 3: I'm Not Lost, I'm Just Redirecting
Apparently, the navigation system in this city is a real puzzle.
One minute you're on the highway, the next you're in a maze.
But don't worry, it's not like we're lost or anything.
We're just... reevaluating our life choices.
Reasons for Being Late (Again) Justification 1: My Watch Has a Really Good GPS Justification 2: I'm Not Lost, I'm Just Experimenting with Alternative Routes