Are you ready to embark on the most epic train ride of the century? We've got comfy seats, delicious snacks, and scenery that's out of this world!
Our train travels through the depths of the human experience, from the heights of joy to the depths of despair. You'll see it all from the comfort of your plush seat!
But wait, there's more! Our train has a special feature that will blow your mind: the ability to change your mind!
Don't believe us? Check out our Mind Control Car to see the wonders it can do!