Rule 1: Don't Jump with Your Eyes Closed
It seems obvious, but apparently, it needs to be said: don't jump on a trampoline while closed off. You might as well be playing a real-life game of "Trampoline Chicken".
Read Rule 1.5: The Trampoline Owner's ResponsibilityRule 2: No Diving
Don't be a trampoline acrobat, folks. Diving is for synchronized swimmers, not for trampoline enthusiasts. Stick to the basics: bouncing, jogging, and the occasional dramatic flail.
Read Rule 2.5: The Trampoline Maintenance GuideRule 3: Soft Landing Zone
Clear the surrounding area of breakable or expensive objects. You don't want to be responsible for replacing that priceless vase or your mom's favorite lamp.
Read Rule 3.5: Trampoline-Specific Insurance OptionsRule 4: Supervise the Unsupervised
Keep an eye on the little ones, folks. They might look like they have it under control, but trust us, they do not.
Read Rule 4.5: The Trampoline-Themed Birthday PartyRule 5: Don't Overdo It
You might be having fun, but don't be that one guy who overexerts and ends up with a trampoline-induced hernia. Pace yourself.
Read Rule 5.5: Trampoline-Related Injury Prevention