Quantum Meltdown: The Taco Crisis

Reports are coming in of a catastrophic taco shortage in the transdimensional realm.

Scientists are baffled by the phenomenon, which appears to be caused by a rift in the space-time continuum.

As a result, tacos are disappearing at an alarming rate, leaving many without their beloved Crunchy Crunchy Delight.

Hyperion, the lead scientist, has issued a statement:

			// Tacos are not just food, they're a way of life
			// If we don't find a solution, we risk losing the fabric of reality
			// Send help. - Hyperion
		
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