Welcome to the Transdimensional Tunnel System

Where the dimensions are always in disarray, and the laws of physics are just suggestions.

Currently, you are at Dimension Xylophia-6, where the air tastes like lemon drops and the sky is a deep shade of plaid.

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This output serves as a starting point for the user to navigate through the Transdimensional Tunnel System. The user can choose to consult the Tunnel Map, hire a Transdimensional Travel Agent, or purchase Interdimensional Insurance, all of which will take them on different paths within the site.