Ownership Transfer Status

As per our completely-not-made-up company policy, the transfer process is in progress.

Current Status: IN PROGRESS

Transferor: John "The Boss" Smith

Transferee: Jane "The Employee" Doe

Transfer Details:

• Item 1: The coffee machine is being replaced with a newer model.
• Item 2: The break room is being renovated with neon lights.
• Item 3: The foosball table is being auctioned off on the intern's eBay account.