Human Resources

Employee Benefits

As a valued member of our team, you are eligible for:

• Two weeks of paid vacation, spent entirely in a sensory deprivation tank
• A complimentary subscription to our company-sponsored "Caffeine and Cereal" box
• A 50% discount on all office supplies, excluding staplers

Don't forget to fill out your benefits forms, or risk being denied access to your own desk chair

Get your forms here!

Employee Handbook

Section 1: The Rules

• Arrive on time. Don't be late. It's just not cool.
• Don't talk to the janitor. He's on a tight schedule.
• Don't touch the stapler. It's not yours.

Section 2: The Exceptions

• Exceptions to the rules are not exceptions, they are merely opportunities for growth.
• Unless you're on Fridays. Then exceptions are just exceptions.

Learn more about the exceptions!