Canine Converse: The Purr-locution Society

Welcome to our translation services for the discerning canine linguist! Our team of expert translators will help you bridge the gap between species.

We offer:

• Woof-to-English
• English-to-Woof
• Meow-to-English (coming soon)

Our services include:

• Phone consultations with certified Canine-to-Human linguists
• Email support with a guaranteed 24-hour response time (or less)
• On-site interpretation for those special events where you really need to understand what your cat is saying

Don't see the world as a barrier prophets and animals alike? Contact us at Contact to learn more!

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: What's the difference between a Canine-to-Human translator and a regular interpreter?
• Q: Can I get a free consultation to discuss my cat's therapy sessions?
• Q: Will you translate for me in the middle of the night when I'm stuck in a foxhole?

Our rates start at $10/hour, with discounts available for long-term commitments. Contact Pricing for more information.