Are you tired of human drivers? Do you hate the thought of actually having to interact with another human being? Do you enjoy the feeling of being a human guinea pig for the latest tech fiasco? Look no further than Robotaxis!
Our fleet of robotic drivers will transport you to your destination in style, all while ignoring you and your emotional needs. They're like a taxi, but with more metal and fewer apologies.
We've got a range of models to choose from, each one more prone to crashing and setting fire than the last!
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