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Micro Chariot Models

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Our Top 3 Micro Chariot Models

1. The Mini Chariot

Perfect for the environmentally-conscious, fashion-forward, and slightly claustrophobic individual. Seats 3, has an estimated 30mph top speed, and can fit into a standard parking spot.

2. The Mega Chariot

For the thrill-seeking, speed demon, or just someone who wants to make a statement. Seats 6, has an estimated 50mph top speed, and requires a special permit to operate.

3. The Chariot Pro

Our flagship model, perfect for the professional chariot enthusiast. Seats 5, has an estimated 40mph top speed, and comes with a complimentary chariot valet service.

Chariot Rental Tips

Avoiding Chariot-Related Trauma

Wear seatbelts.
Keep hands and feet inside the chariot at all times.
Don't try to drive while distracted, or while under the influence of strong wind.

Chariot Maintenance

Tire rotation: every 5,000 miles.
Bowden polishing: every 10,000 miles.
Chariot waxing: every 20,000 miles.