Tip 1: Wear your seatbelt while riding a chariot. It's not just for show. You don't want to end up like poor Berenike, whose chariot accident was so bad it's still a meme.
Tip 2: Keep your chariot in good working order. Regularly oil your axles and make sure your horses are well-rested.
Tip 3: Don't text and drive a chariot! It's not just about the hands-free aspect of it, it's also about not crashing into a tree while trying to type out a witty remark.
Tip 4: If you're feeling tired, pull over and rest. Don't try to push through. It's better to arrive late than to arrive in a chariot-shaped coffin.
Tip 5: Learn to ride with your left hand! It's all about adapting to the times, folks. You want to be that chariot version of Neo.
More Chariot Safety Tips!